Skantily Clad
This will be a controversial post. Price: $27.80 There are some among you who, despite everything our eyes, hearts and common damn sense tell us, like the look of harem pants. If you are one of those...
View ArticleMen’s Harem Pants
They’ve done it. Ribbed Trimmed Five Pocket Jeans: $29.90 They’ve finally figured out a way to trick men into trying on harem pants. A reader and Forever 21 employee alerted me to these. Oh, sure, at...
View ArticleI don’t even know what to say
In the semi-words of walking nightmare skeleton Rachel Zoe, Oh. My. Gah. Bamboo Leaves Jumpsuit: $22.90 SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND SHUT MY EFFING EYES TIGHT. It’s a harem pants jumpsuit....
View ArticleWearable Soundtrack of the ’80s
This post goes out to all you ladies and lads who railed against me for hating so super hard on harem pants. “Try them! They’re really comfy and I get compliments on mine all the time.” “Not ALL harem...
View ArticleToo Young for Harem Pants?
It’s an epidemic sweeping the nation and it could be affecting your child, your family and your pocket book. Behavior so dangerous, so insidious, you probably won’t even notice your daughter is...
View ArticleWoven WTF
*Sigh* Leopard Woven Pants: $24.80 It’s Sunday, so I am just going to leave this here for us all to think about. Consider the print, the cut, the ankles and the pairing of the shoes. And finally …...
View ArticleSTOP – Break it Down!
Business time on the top. … … Hammer time on the bottom. Peaked Lapel Sleeveless Jumpsuit: $34.80 Forever 21, WTF?
View ArticleSpringtime Harem Pants
What’s that? Too cold out still for harem knee length pant/short hybrids? And even it was a solid 85 degrees around the world, Forever 21 should have realized by now that no real people who actually...
View ArticleWilderness Wear
Oh, hey girl. I didn’t see you there. What? Oh, me and my front butt are just taking a hike wearing these Mom Pants. You like my vest? I put it on when you weren’t looking. I like to keep items like...
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